Looks like it’s gonna be a fun one. They’re conservative! They love Lil JoBo! They also seem fucking clueless when it comes to a basic understanding of the guiding principles of the Republican Party.
Here are some of the best parts of a column they ran endorsing Lil JoBo!
There is a dire need on this campus for strengthening the ties of higher education with government and assisting students with tuition costs. And in spite of all the uncertainty and potential nepotism surrounding the position, we are in support of Bonner’s selection. When we look at his background, it is clear he is a perfect fit for the position.
If he will be lobbying to the state, we should see a decrease in tuition based off an increase in state funding.
Lawl. This guy is a dyed in the wool Alabama Republican, which means two things: he is devastatingly mediocre and knows for his Jesus tells him so that it is not the government’s job to help you with tuition. Also, these dimwits think tuition is going to go down? As a result of Lil JoBo’s work? Aahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Aahahahahahhahahahha. Aahahahahhahahahahahahha. Dears: tuition is going nowhere but up, regardless of what Lil JoBo does over his tenure to fatten his and the university’s coffers.
But maybe they found something in Lil JoBo’s voting record to support this completely baseless opinion that “he’s popular in Mobile” = “he’s going to help us!”
Nope. I checked, there is nothing there to indicate in any way shape or form that this job is anything other than a small step above a sinecure (fuck you, word of the day bitches.)
Welcome new Crimson White conservative overlords.