The Judy Bonner Dance Party Just Got Incestual Y’all

JBo’s little brother just became Vice Chancellor to Senator Palp, errrr, Chancelor Witt.

Bonner, who shall henceforth be known as Lil JoBo, is resigning from Congress to take the newly created position. Bonner’s career in Washington is unimpressive to say the least. Wikipedia tells me that he is a conservative, voted as such and didn’t do a goddamn thing to distinguish himself. Here are the highlights:

 On June 29, 2005, he voted for a $25 million increase in funding for anti-marijuana print and television ads. (lol, dummy)

On July 13, 2006, he was one of thirty-three votes against renewal of the Voting Rights Act.  (of course he was)

In March 2013, Mother Jones reported that in August 2012 Bonner and his wife took a $16,214.66 trip to a private 66,000-acre ranch in Kenya, paid for entirely by the International Conservation Caucus Foundation. The ranch is owned by members of the Wildenstein family and was the filming location of the 1985 film Out of Africa.[25] Bonner claimed that the trip was for the purposes of researching a link between illegal wildlife poaching and Al-Qaeda.  (fucking Al Qaeda and their poaching efforts. WE HAVE TO STOP THE TERRORISTS Y’ALL!!!!)

We can only imagine that Lil J0BO will bring the same rousing tradition of mediocrity to UA. Just think of all the historic buildings that the Bonner Wonder Twins can tear down together!!!! Fuck the Gorgas House y’all, we need a new Chic Fil A on Campus, JB0 Lil JoBo Wonder Twins go!

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2 thoughts on “The Judy Bonner Dance Party Just Got Incestual Y’all

  1. Tyrone Jones says:

    Go cry some more about the fucking Kilgore house. Jesus christ you people are fucking retarded. Let’s preserve a building for all of eternity so the titty babies won’t complain…

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