We all knew it was going to be the same old song and dance once Guy Bailey and his gloriously manicured liberal beard were forced out for daring to fuck with the frats. We just didn’t know how much of the same old song it was going to be until old J-bo came into office; tromping in like the love child of darth vader and little orphan annie.
What I’m getting at is that we all knew J-bo was going to be a Witt lackey. We all knew she was going to kowtow to the frats and assorted other douches around campus. We all knew she was going to cram as many goddamn wind-swept banged mouthbreathers into this university – standards be damned – until we all end up eating each other like some kind of country fried steak version of Lord of the Flies.
Anyway, J-bo has really stepped in it now. She’s not only managed to appease frat bros, shit on the campus newspaper and tell ladies that their vagina parts aren’t important; she’s fucking made an effort to placate the dregs of society who hang out on /r/mensrights. Good job j-bo. Why don’t you google these fucking things before sending emails that are tantamount to “Our campus newspaper is dumb, never mind all that,” to these people. Ugh.
Anyway, it’ll be interesting to see how j-bo shimmies her way out of this one. She’s never been one for understanding “pr” or knowing how to “say things that aren’t dumb as shit.”
Today we play celebrating achievement in honor of Judy Bonner and her colossally stupid email.
Just imagine j-bo here. I’m too lazy to photoshop this shit.