Matt Pitt is our favorite Alabama shitshow ever. Seriously, ever. We admit that we are truly terrible people because we enjoy watching “hip” christians go down in flames more than we should. This guy is the best.
The newest update in the Pitt saga is that his cousin Bailey (yes, this is a person, not a dog, named Bailey) came to his defense saying that Pitt showed a fake badge because it was: “an attempt to show the character of who he was.”
Turns out he wasn’t impersonating a cop after all guys!!!
Toss out the charges so this guy can get back to his life. It’s been weeks since the lines in his head have been freshened up! Weeks!