Welp, it made USA Today. We have no doubt that Jbo is a USA Today reader (she likes the pretty pictures.) Yeah, it’s great to make Salon and Buzzfeed and Jezebel, but USA Today is the big leagues folks! This story will sit, unread, in front of countless hotel doors while the regional sales rep behind them gets a $20 handy from the lady of the night he met in the Circle K parking lot! Think of it folks!!!!
we’ve got other shit to do, sometimes you don’t want to spend more than 45 seconds looking for an image.