Guys, I am shocked and aghast that DJ Fluker allegedly took stuff. Who would have thought such a thing was possible??? It’s not like Fluker has ever, ever so eloquently, twittered about this issue. Except for that one tweet back in April where he said:
“I accepted cash payments whilst matriculating. Certain spurious agents were trying to exploit me, so I exploited them. Let him among you cast the first stone.”
(this may or may not be an accurate transcription).
Anyway, papa Saban walked out of press conference over the whole thing. What we’d really like to see is a gif of Saban walking out and then, oh I dunno, various other folks taking his place at the podium, like maybe, I dunno, someone funny. Someone make this happen?