Look into the face of evil in this video. No, we’re not talking about the reporter who clearly made the mistake of getting plastic surgery in Alabama (dear: if you’re not within 200 miles of New York, LA or Miami, you’re doing it wrong), we’re talking about her Holiness the Emperor Sith Apprentice JBo.
Take particular note of how she says “I think football, and athletics in general, is the front porch blah blah blah” oh lord if that ain’t some syrupy southern good timey fucking nonsense I don’t know what is.
Sadly, you’ll have to click the link because we can’t embed with the old free wordpress.
Oh god, when she laughs, it’s like you can see the souls of children being sucked into the maw.
It’s good to know that Jbo is on the job, doing fucking puff pieces for local news instead of responding publicly and substantially to Paul Horwitz’s letter to the faculty senate.
Business as usual folks.
Someone cue the music, the Judy Bonner dance party is in full swing.