This is a real headline in 2013.
That’s right folks, Birmingham Creationist Darek Isaacs thinks there are dragons. First of all, this asshat spells the name Derek as Darek. That’s strike one friends. Strike two is he thinks everything in the bible is true and there are dragons. I would get to strike three, but I have to go stone the fucking shit out of my roommate for eating pork and mixing silk and cotton. Fuck that sinner, man.
Check fucking mate atheists. Check mate.