Some day someone will write a song about Auburn or Alabama and it will be a huge hit and not be totally embarrassing.
Today is not that day.
Why do people insist on doing this shit? I mean, I sort of get that there are a lot of people that like UA and Auburn, but it’s not like they’re gonna be like “well hot damn, Imma go to the Supestore and get me an Alabammy sweatshirt and that hot new song about the Iron Bowl. Yeehaw.” This is like writing a song about your favorite convenience store. A lot of people like it, fuck it, write a song about it!
Oh man, the guy who made this fucking trainwreck released a song called “Pants”. Just “Pants”. His song was called “Pants”. Think about that. “Pants”.
Updates because I’ve spent the last 15 minutes watching youtubes.
Never forget this flaming turd from last season:
And this is the only Alabama related song you actually need: