Jesus Christ, the “hip” youth preacher from Birmingham got arrested for impersonating a police officer. Again.
We personally think this guy should have been arrested on Second Degree Infliction of Douchechills for the chinstrap beard and steps he was sporting in his last mug shot. Also, for making the Lord “cool”. Church ain’t cool, never gonna be cool, get in, get your guilt and get out people. Stop trying to turn it into the worst rock show ever.
Anyway, we’re starting to think “impersonating a police officer” might be code for blowing doods because of this paragraph:
deputies on June 15 were called to the 5200 block of Falling Creek Lane to investigate a report of a man impersonating a law enforcement officer. Christian said deputies were told there was a suspicious vehicle sitting in front of a home two hours earlier and the resident had seen people going back and forth between the vehicle and a nearby wooded area.
I’m sorry, but the only reason to go back and forth between a wooded area is shady blow jobbery.