Oh God Make It Stop

Welp, if you’re into screaming and sundresses and the stuff of countless fathers’ nightmares, you should probably watch this video of bid day.

It’s like they know they’re charging off to have bad sex with a boy who won’t take off his visor or shirt for the next four years. Cringe ladies, cringe, because you are now part of the sisterhood.

Sadly we didn’t see a pile up brought on by a twisted ankle because of the god awful cork wedges these girls insist on wearing. Seriously y’all, that shit was passe about 12 years ago. There is no reason to dress like a bored New Jersey housewife when you take off the tempo shorts and oversized tee.

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One thought on “Oh God Make It Stop

  1. Nailed it and stuck the landing.

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