So Matt Calderone, of machine SGA fame is running for city council. We don’t much care, but we looked at his facebook and there was this rather confusing message:
As a result of all of your hard work and support we will be running unopposed for Tuscaloosa City Council, District 4. I look forward to the next four years serving the city we all love! It is incredibly humbling to have such a tremendous amount of support! I want to thank everyone who believes in our vision! Thank you and God bless
Can someone translate this for us? What exactly did his supporters do to make sure he was running unopposed? Did they grease the wheels? Rub someone out? Pull the old flim flam? Is this something you really wanna be thanking people for? Hey thanks guys nobody else is running for this stupid position, yay us! Look at us go!
Also, this guy has a kid? Didn’t he graduate like last year? Sigh two people who have had a frontal lobe for all of one year have a baby and this kid’s gonna be in local government. No wonder Alabama is such a leader nationwide. Ha. Ugh, it’s not even funny anymore.