We didn’t even make the top (bottom?) 10 people. The group of holy rollers I saw praying behind the library and the other group praying in front of Denny Chimes tonight would probably like to have a word with the Princeton Review. But seriously, we’re not even, like, number 9? Thanks to the two girls who took signs to protest the baby apocalypse last semester, you probably made the difference.
Roll tide you pinko commie sumbitches.