On easter Sunday or, as I like to call it, “the day Cadbury Creme Eggs Die.” Rest in peace sweet yolky flavored center princes. Further confirming that Alabama is a backwater state full of nothing but bible thumping gumps (minus you dear, enlighted Tusk readers), Al.com ran a piece on elected officials FAVORITE BIBLE PASSAGES OMG. The comments are the usual cesspool of righteous indignation and “Obama has horns! I seen ’em.” that we’ve all come to expect from what is literally the WORST NEWS ORGANIZATION in the entire nation. The worst.
Tuscaloosa News, on the other hand, seems to be gunning for another Pulitzer with this hard hitting piece “Is homosexuality a sin? More people, including in Tuscaloosa, say no”
ugh. Ugh, is all I can say. The comments here are more of what you’d expect: mouthbreathers saying it’s a goddamn sin and people pointing out that eating pork and shellfish is a similar sin and blah blah blah.