This Is Why You Don’t Drunk Email

Did you hear about the email donnybrook between Eddie Maxwell and State Rep. Joe Mitchell? It’s wild. Maxwell is a gun nut who sent Mitchell an email tellin him o’er his dead body and outta his cold dead hands and blah blah blah about his guns and the shitty Constitution in the state. Then Maxwell replied at 11:59 on a Sunday, clearly allegedly (we assume) half (wholly?) pissed:

Subject: Re: Gun Control and our Constitutions

Hey man. You have used the word ‘except’ when I think you mean somethin’ else.

Hey man. Your folk never used all this sheit to protect my folk from your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a**ed, inbreed, imported criminal-minded kin folk. You can keep sending me stuff like you have however because it helps me explain to my constituents why they should protect that 2nd amendment thing AFTER we finish stocking up on spare parts, munitions and the like.

Bring it. As one of my friends in the Alabama Senate suggested – “BRING IT!!!!”

JOSEPHm, a prepper (’70-’13)

Mobile County

Hey man, the thing is that Mitchell’s, what we can only assume, drunken diatribe isn’t really that off the point. But dood should have laid back on the Chivas (we’re just assuming he drinks Chivas because we like to assume everyone drinks Chivas) before he sent this email.

Maxwell responded as expected “I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!!” Granted he called them “negroes” throughout, which, dood, is not the preferred nomenclature. African Americans, please.

The most curious email in all of this is a response from another Dem, Patricia Todd. She said:

All of us have suffered from the racism of the past and I thank you for your civic and thoughtful response.

I’m sorry what? How have white people suffered from this racism exactly? THIS LADY IS THE FIRST OPENLY GAY POLITICIAN IN ALABAMA AND SHE SUPPORTS GUN RIGHTS (she says that earlier in the email) AND THINKS WHITE PEOPLE WERE AFFECTED BY ALABAMA’S RACISM. WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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