Hey guys, did you hear that UA is considering a no smoking ban? That’s fucking awesome. Does this mean I can smoke in the library? Can I smoke in a chem lab around dangerous chemicals? One would think that a no smoking ban would be a blanket ban on no smoking, no? I mean if there’s a no smoking ban I should be able to smoke wherever I want because this is goddamn murica. Does this no smoking ban apply to other things that can be smoked? Did UA just legalize doing pot on campus? It sounds like they’ve legalized pot because a no smoking ban doesn’t clarify.
God I am so excited that this is going to be a free for all. Ban no smoking everywhere is what I say!