Welcome Back Bitches

Listen to this and give your ears gonorrhea

I’m still not sure why al.com ran a story about this mess of a “song” other than they fact that they probably got a poorly worded press release from the go bama girl herself. I actually went to go bama girl’s shitty web site to find out what her deal was. turns out her deal is mostly this stupid fucking song because it loads and starts playing every time you open a page on her site…way to go, people love that. Also there was this:

Jackie’s singing/songwriting Alabama mentors include, Matt Roberts of the “Three Doors Down” band,

wut?

though this is really my favorite part:

Jacqueline “Go Bama Girl” Citrin is set to debut her first project in collaboration with JRC Productions and the Jaxton Consulting Group

hmm, what could JRC in JRC productions stand for? Jacqueline Rsomething Critin perhaps? and Jaxton Consulting eh? Jackie = Jaxton? Who knows. People wouldn’t make up companies to make their projects sound more important, would they? Would they?

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One thought on “Welcome Back Bitches

  1. K says:

    The only thing legendary about Baumhower’s (aka Do You Like to Go to the Bathroom?) is the diarrhea. Truly magnificent.

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