Doods, get stoked. Get to the Green Bar. It’s probably going to rule. You know you should be excited because you don’t have to see another show from that guy who is in a terrible band who a little bird told me got kicked out of a local watering hole last night for shoving someone off a stool. I’m kinda glad I know this guy is a dick now because we can all finally talk about how much his new band sucks. Seriously, they’re terrible.
Go see Derobert and the Half Truths though!
edit: updated to reflect our mistake about this guy being in the dexateens. our bad.