Remember when cupcakes were a big deal? No? Me neither because it was like 10 fucking years ago in civilized parts of the country. In news no one cares about or ever did today, AL.com posted the winner of something called the Best Little Cupcake in Alabama, which I can only imagine is a nod to the 1978 Burt Reynolds/Dolly Parton Masterpiece, the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Awesome.
Anyway, someone won this dumb thing. Keep an eye out for the 2018 Best Frozen Yogurt Cannonball Run.