Harvey Updike Does UA Proud Again

Our tree poisoning gump has found himself at odds with the law again. Have no fear, though, this latest issue also revolves around landscaping concerns. Updike apparently bought a lawnmower at a Lowes and legally lusted to lavish his lawn with it but lamentably listed back to Lowes to leave the lawnmower there only to learn that Lowes lowered the value.

The situation escalated, cops were called, blah blah blah, another black eye for Alabama.


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