You are really excited about a chain donut store reopening. Aren’t you?
Oh, Krispy Kreme started in Alberta. Now I feel bad.
No I don’t.
Luckily the Tuscaloosa Comedy Group exists to provide searing commentary on such things.
The Krispy Kreme reopening was so huge today that they had to have cops there. Cops at a donut shop. What a concept.
Nailed it. Wokka Wokka.