Oh, did you hear that Alabama self reported 27 violations to the NCAA. What kind of devious shit are coaches and players up to? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! This list of infractions would have you believe that the only thing anyone associated with Alabama athletics is guilty of is being something of a chatty Cathy. You see, like 90% of these infractions are for sending fucking text messages. Ugh. “R U cuming 2 UA? LAWL.”
Right. This the only questionable behavior our athletic program gets up to. I will keep all this back room texting in mind the next time I see a mountain of a man parking a brand new car in a handicap spot on campus.