Hoooo Boy

I know most of my readers don’t give a shit about political stuff, but hold on for this one. Harry Lyon is the Democratic nominee for chief justice in Al. The party is holding a hearing to determine whether he is fit for this nomination based on anti-gay facebook postings.

Now, usually when something like this happens the person in questions locks their facebook down and stops posting dumb shit. Not Mr. Lyon. His Facebook is a veritable treasure trove of all caps gibberish and confused conservatism that you usually only see after that uncle of yours drinks a few too many genny cream ales.

Here are some highlights:

THIS SUNDAY IN CHURCH PLEASE READ THE BIBLICAL “GENESIS” WHERE GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE; NOT ADAM AND STEVE, GET IT?

Brilliant Harry.

I STAND WITH GOD AND JESUS CHRIST IN DENOUNCING SAME SEX MARRIAGE AND GAYS JUST AS IN MY OPINION, DEMOCRATIC CHAIRMAN MARK KENNEDY AND LUCY BAXLEY…ASK THEM YOURSELVES WHERE THEY STAND!

Seriously, what the fuck happens when you hit 55 and get yourself a facebook? do you automatically forget how to use a period? does it come later?

Only sick perverted personS believe in homosexuality or lesbianism though there are a lot of them, thank God a minority, in America as well as drug addicts which makes this country weak and shows a lack of morality. AMEN

You need to gtfo out of Alabama Harry. 50% ain’t a minority, yo.

As predicted, SodaStream (symbol: soda) went up $2.30 on the way to another $3.00 gain before the August 8th earnings report. I hope some of my friends got on the gain and ride the train to August 8th….to lessen risk, sell all shares at the close on August 7th. Good luck, Harry Lyon, “for the people”.

Motherfucker takes a break from spewing hate to give out SodaStream stock tips. Damn son, get it.

Yeesh. Only in Alabama could a Democrat come off like a Grand Kugle in the old KKK. While most Dems still stick with the waffling bullshit, civil unions and what have you, on this issue – though you know they totes support gay marriage and probably even felt a ball or two back at Horace Mann – this dood straight up brings the hate.

Anyway, here’s this wackjob’s facebook if you wanna go ‘head and comment on it like your grandma when someone posts a jpg with a witty slogan about our national depravity.

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