Several SGA affiliated twitterers are very excited about the new “apps” in mybama. They’re in the student tab. What do these apps do? What programs do they launch? What fantastic visuals and algorithms do they employ?
None, because they are just links to pre-existing content.
Here’s an idea for whoever is behind mybama: make an actual app for our phones. Seriously, have you ever tried to access mybama on your phone? It’s terrible. It’s worse than trying to watch porn in the shower* when your phone’s on the Edge network (att subscribers know what I’m talking about.)
Anyway, here’s what these non-apps look like courtesy of twitterer Denzel Evans-Bell who apparently does something with the SGA. I don’t know there are just a bunch of letters under his username:
As an added bonus, if anyone uses the ask the sga “app” to troll the SGA, take a screenshot and we’ll post it here. I’ll also post your tweeter name if you want more followers (we’ve been getting buttloads of traffic since we posted the sexay preacher photos, so there’s that.)
*before anyone gets their panties in a bunch about this, gimme a break. Do you really think partially waterproof iphone cases exist for any purpose other than banging one out in the shower? When was the last time you took your phone skin diving? Right. Ok, they may also exist to give you just enough time to snatch the thing out of a toilet before it dies, but mostly it’s for fapping in the shower.