Yes, we all know Rose Towers are being imploded tomorrow morning. The Tuscaloosa News ran a glorious shitshow of an article that kinda relates to Rose going boom boom. This article has it all: dated cultural references, Burt Reynolds, Jan Michael Vincent, people not knowing who Jan Michael Vincent is. Hot damn it’s good. My favorite part is the reference to the first Mission Impossible movie in the lede. Awesome. From there it just gets better as the author explains to us what a stuntman is and what they do.